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- HOLE 18 GARY PLAYER COUNTRY CLUB [1 Update]
- Proofreading is becoming a lost art [1 Update]
- FW: ITENERARY FOR REMAINING OFFICIAL GAMES [1 Update]
- Can You Spot your Boss ? [1 Update]
- "Hendrick Kekana" <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za> Oct 21 08:11PM +0200 ^
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Dear All
The Gary Player Country Club is keeping the course open to the public
until 6 November 2010 before they close it for the Nedbank Challenge.
Investec took a couple of clients to test drive the course on Wednesday,
before the big event, and it is in an immaculate condition.
I encourage anyone who has a bit of time to spare to play the course
before the big tournament. Look at the stands are already up in the
background. If you zoom in on the picture, you will be amazed how big
the lake is.
Kind Regards.
KK
082 903 9279
www.venusafrica.co.za
- "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Oct 21 10:50AM +0200 ^
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the
Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings
before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!
They put in a correction the next day.
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I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!
.
- "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Oct 21 10:45AM +0200 ^
Please note to those who battled to open my earlier email with an
attachment. Below are the contents of the attachment.
Regards,
Tubs
0833766500
-----Original Message-----
From: kgsebesho@maswikengtransport.co.za
[mailto:kgsebesho@maswikengtransport.co.za]
Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:03 PM
To: Tubatsana Monareng
Subject: ITENERARY FOR REMAINING OFFICIAL GAMES
Dear Friends
The remaining games for 2010 will be as follows:
OCTOBER 31st MAGALIESPARK GOLF COURSE Arrival 09h30 tee off 10h00 4
four balls green fees R240 which
includes competition fees.Dress coate black or navy trousers and white
t shirts.A R50 fine will aplly
for late arrivals and not putting on the correct clothes.The format is
IPS and prices will be 1st up to
5th so all have an even chance to win.After the game we will have a
braai at nearby HARTEBEES DAM please
bring your own braai packs and drinks dont forget your caddies we hope
to have fun.Please confirm with TUBS.
NOVEMBER 28th PEBLE ROCK full details will follow soon.
2010 ANNUAL CHAMPIONSHIP will take place on the 4th and 5th DECEMBER
at PARYS.This will be played over two
days that is 36 holes.Our Vice Captain SOSO will furnish the full
details.
Thanks guys looking forward to seeing all of you particularly the
crowning of the 2010 chammp in PARYS which
is our adopted home.
KG SEBESHO 0839735608
CAPTAIN
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Topic: Can You Spot your Boss ?
- "Ishmael Mokhoka" <imokhoka@mweb.co.za> Oct 21 08:41AM +0200 ^
Obvious
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From: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
[mailto:renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of George de Lange
Sent: 20 October 2010 01:04 PM
To: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
Subject: Can You Spot your Boss ?
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