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- How Adam Got Eve [2 Updates]
- FW: Glenvista Country Club Golf Diary OPEN for 2012 [1 Update]
- Friday 2 September - Leeukop Golf Course [7 Updates]
- Tuesday Morning games at Houghton at R 180 [1 Update]
- FW: Logic by Men Standards [1 Update]
- WOODHILL MONTHLY COMPETITION 11H15 4SEPT2011 [1 Update]
Topic: How Adam Got Eve
- sabata.mahao@gmail.com Sep 01 03:11PM ^
How we wish Adam had sacrificed an arm and a leg!
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-----Original Message-----
From: Sabata Mahao <Sabata.Mahao@engenoil.com>
Date: Thu, 1 Sep 2011 16:46:42
To: <sabata.mahao@gmail.com>
Subject: How Adam Got Eve
How Adam Got Eve
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be
a woman.
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you; she will cook for
you,
and when you dirty your clothing, she will wash it for you
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag
you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of
the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.'
Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
God replied, 'An arm and a leg.'
Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?'
Of course the rest is history............!!!!
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- sabata.mahao@gmail.com Sep 01 03:40PM ^
Hey bro it's tough being a corporate junkie! Doesn't stop, keeps on piling up.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Lehaiwa Machaba <chippandenga@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 1 Sep 2011 17:14:18
To: <sabata.mahao@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: How Adam Got Eve
CLASSIC!!!
(Where have you been dude?)
- "Hendrick Kekana" <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za> Sep 01 05:01PM +0200 ^
________________________________
From: Glenvista Country Club [mailto:ed@glenvistacc.co.za]
Sent: 01 September 2011 03:49 PM
To: Hendrick Kekana
Subject: Glenvista Country Club Golf Diary OPEN for 2012
WWW.GLENVISTACOUNTRYCLUB.COM <http://WWW.GLENVISTACOUNTRYCLUB.COM>
<http://WWW.GLENVISTACOUNTRYCLUB.COM>
Golf Days 2012
Glenvista Country Club's Diary is Open for 2012.
Avoid disappointment by booking your golf days now!! We would love to
assist you in the best way possible and make your golf day a great
success. We would be thrilled to sit with you and go through your plans
helping to make your day as successful as possible. Our Course is rated
number 1 in the South of Johannesburg. So what better way to entertain
your clients or raise funds than bringing them to play on this
magnificent course!!!!
Available Days :
* Sunday Afternoon - Full Field
* Monday - Full Field
* Tuesday - Full Field
* Wednesday - Maximum 48 players
* Thursday - Full Field
Our facilities and services include:
* Change Rooms: These are equipped with showers and other
requirements.
* Bar: Fully licensed with waiter service.
* Clubs for hire: Enquiries must be done through the Pro Shop.
* Registration: A variety of items are available to welcome your
guests.
* Halfway House: A variety of delicious meals & soft drinks are
available from R40 - R60.
* Drinks Cart / Watering holes: Roaming carts serving drinks or
a maximum of four static watering holes are available on request. No
outside beverage will be permitted onto the premises. Should you wish to
bring in your own beverages a corkage fee would be charged.
* Dinners: A variety of delicious meals are available to impress
your clients.
* Caddies: A minimum of one caddy is required per tee time.
R20-00 halfway R15 caddy management plus R120-00 minimum tip.
* Carts: Must be booked prior to the game at a fee of R200-00
for 18 holes. 30 carts available.
* Branding: Branding is currently permitted on the golf course.
Our marshals will assist the sponsors to get to their allocated holes.
Sponsors are to bring everything that is required for their holes.
* Starting & Scoring: @ R800-00.
* Photographer: Have some exciting action shots taken of the
players out on the course. For more details please speak to me.
* Flowers: Flowers for the registration, prize table and prize
giving can be arranged. For more details please speak to me.
* Registration give aways: Our Pro Shop has an extensive range
of shirts, balls, gloves etc. For more details please speak to me.
* I am sure that your guests will enjoy playing at Glenvista
Country Club. If you have any queries please do not hesitate to call me.
Kind Regards,
Ed Retief
Director of Golf
Glenvista Country Club
Cell Number:
082 876 1134
Club Number:
011 432 3150
Email Address:
ed@glenvistacc.co.za
Website:
www.glenvistacountryclub.com
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- Sizakele Mabuza <namabuza@gmail.com> Sep 01 10:27AM +0200 ^
Chairman, do we have space for one more? Julie Rabany.
Kind regards,
Sizakele
- Tubs Monareng <tubatsana@gmail.com> Sep 01 10:34AM +0200 ^
Yes
Tubatsana Monareng
012-4701003
0832480002
- Malose Mokgohloa <mokgohd@gmail.com> Sep 01 01:13PM +0200 ^
Good Day
The following players have confirmed for Leeukop tomorrow. First Tee Off 12:20.
1.Peter
2.Soso
3.KG
4.Siza
5.Tubs
6.Deiza
7.Georgie
8.Godfrey
9.Tiger
10. Julie
11. Vacant
12. Vacant
Only two slots available on a first come first serve basis.
Thanks......
- Tubatsana Monareng <tubatsana@gmail.com> Sep 01 03:37PM +0200 ^
What about Valdez? Valdez is coming to this game. Ntuli is in trouble.
Regards,
Tubs
- Tubatsana Monareng <tubatsana@gmail.com> Sep 01 03:53PM +0200 ^
The 3 4-balls are full. Nathi and Colin Macheke took the last slots. Guys if
you won't make it, please let us know in time in order to make your space
available.
Regards,
Tubs
On Thu, Sep 1, 2011 at 3:44 PM, msomi_nathi@yahoo.com <msomi_nathi@yahoo.com
- Lehaiwa Machaba <chippandenga@gmail.com> Sep 01 05:07PM +0200 ^
My chief,
You should be intimidating Ntuli, all by yourself without enlisting
some unknown figure from old movies, known as Valdez.
Do your own dirty work, Dude.
- Lehaiwa Machaba <chippandenga@gmail.com> Sep 01 05:11PM +0200 ^
Or, is it because you have just realised that Ntuli is a handful and you
need to enlist help?
Batlokwa ba gešu ba re, "Mpša pedi ga e šitwe ke sebata".
Aretse!
- Tubatsana Monareng <tubatsana@gmail.com> Sep 01 04:13PM +0200 ^
Dear Members,
Please find Houghton discounted games. Please let me if you would be
interested on any Tuesday morning and we can organise a group.
Regards,
Tubs
0832480002
Topic: FW: Logic by Men Standards
- "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Sep 01 01:48PM +0200 ^
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months,
yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, he motioned to her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what Martha?'
'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
warmth.
'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck.... "
.
- "Hendrick Kekana" <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za> Sep 01 11:40AM +0200 ^
WOODHILL MONTHLY MEDAL COMPETITION 4 SEPTEMBER 2011 -
11H15
Confirmations
1. KK Kekana
2. KG Sebesho
3. Deiza Mokgohloa
4. Soso Mokhoka
5. Eli Borole
6. Lehaiwa Machaba
7. Fannie Mahlangu
8. Tubs Monareng
9. Godfrey Litlake
10. Lisa Notho
11. Nathi Msomi
12. Doctor Nong
13. Peter Ntuli
14. Lucas Mogashoa
15. Vicky
16. Glenn Mallela
17. Anele Mpetshwa
18. George Makume
19. Fani Maoela
20. Sizakele Mabuza
21. Leslie Kekana
Regards.
HP KEKANA
CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER
VENUS AFRICA SECURED LOGISTICS
VENUS AFRICA SECURITY
012 665 3719
082 903 9279
www.venusafrica.co.za
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