Digest for renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com - 5 Messages in 5 Topics

Monday, October 4, 2010

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    "Hendrick Kekana" <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za> Oct 04 05:43PM +0200 ^
     
    GOLF DAY OPPORTUNITY TO NETWORK
     
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    Dear All
     

     
    Please note that the Venus Africa CEO Golf Day takes place on 29th
    October 2010.
     

     
    This event has been converted to a Networking Golf Day instead of a
    Charity Golf Day. The Green Fees have also been reduced to R450 per
    player.
     

     
    We have decided to cut down the number of 4 balls to a lesser number, in
    order for us to be able to network and interact easier.
     

     
    Don't miss this grand opportunity to network. Visit
    www.venusafrica.co.za <http://www.venusafrica.co.za/> for further
    details.
     

     
    Kind Regards.
     

     

     

     
    KK
     

     
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    George de Lange <GdeLange@datacentrix.co.za> Oct 04 02:32PM +0200 ^
     
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    "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Oct 04 11:49AM +0200 ^
     
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 Topic: Impo Impopo
    "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Oct 04 09:54AM +0200 ^
     
    A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors
    over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor
    said to him"I believe I found the reason for your stammering". The
    man asked, "Wha..wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem." The
    doctor replied, "Your penis is very, very large. The weight of your
    penis is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your
    stammering. The only solution to this is to perform a penis
    transplant." The man was really tired of his stammering, so he
    agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man
    up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor.The
    transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could
    speak without any stutter. At first he was happy, but after a while
    he began to miss his large penis, and how the girls used to love it.
    He finally went back to his doctor and said, "Doctor, I am grateful
    for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stammer, but
    I miss my old penis. Please find the transplant donor and tell him
    that we have to exchange penises back." The doctor shook his head
    and replied, "That's im.. im.. im.. im..im.....imp.......impo.....impo..
    impossible."
     

     

     
     
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