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- "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Oct 20 02:49PM +0200 ^
Husband and Wife...
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BEFORE the MARRIAGE:
Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
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Well done to Mr Macheke, even if we don't know what was it all about.
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Hi George
It goes without saying George. I vote for number E!
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- "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Oct 20 11:59AM +0200 ^
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- "" <itumeleng@thegolf.co.za> Oct 20 05:59AM +0200 ^
Esteemed golfers.
We applaud the efforts of Rocco Mediate, we should not put emphasis on short
or long hitters. The PGA tried over the years to balance their course
repetoir's to suit both categories of players.However we know that the
equipment manufacturers and golf course designers have not come to the party.
They have on the other hand pitted their products on the distances they cover,
at the same time the designers have came up with courses that demand two
drives, a three iron and a pitching wedge to reach the par 5. Different
courses suit different players, that is why this remains, the most
challenging game, the playing field is never level.
To play good golf you need to hit the ball straight and towards the target
(Hole).
Keep golfing.
Bev.
On Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:25:22 +0200 "Hendrick Kekana" wrote
October 18th, 2010 08:08am
SHORT HITTERS DELIGHT IN ROCCO'S WIN [1]
by Bart Pfankuch [2]
The oft-smiling, short-hitting Rocco Mediate proved once again that you
don't have to bomb it off the tee to play golf and win.
In case you missed it, Mediate -- he being the 47-year-old best known as the
near-Tiger beater during the 2009 U.S. Open -- had four eagles during the
Frys.com Open this past weekend and won by a shot for his sixth tour win but
first since 2002.
The pivotal moment of the tourney, though, came on hole No. 17 and showed
once again why bombing it big off the tee is nice but not necessary to play
winning golf.
Mediate was tied with long-hitting Bo Van Pelt when they came to the tee on
17, a par-4 that measures 358 yards on the card but was playing about 298
yards, according to TV coverage. The green is guarded by a large pond in
front and bunkers all around.
Van Pelt seemed to hold all the cards after he hit a high, soaring driver
onto the green and was staring down a medium-length putt for eagle 2 on the
par-4. The other guy in the group, Alex Prugh, almost holed his drive for
double-eagle and by making a 3-footer for eagle, put himself in a position to
win.
And then came Mediate, his bad back creaking and his toothy grin fading with
the lead he lost midway through the back nine. And what does he do -- he hits
a simple iron shot lay-up into the middle of the fairway about 116 yards out.
Advantage big hitters, right?
Wrong! Mediate had Prugh mark his ball near the hole because the diminutive
near-senior player decided he was going to go for the pin, and the win. And
what did he do? Mediate hit a pitching wedge that landed six feet behind the
cup, spun back and went into the hole for eagle. We couldn't hear it, but you
could see Rocco say to himself, "What the 'H' is going on here?"
What happened next shows why golf is a game worth playing and watching. Van
Pelt ran his eagle putt by the hole, and missed the comebacker for birdie,
settling instead for par. That was a two-shot swing that gave Mediate a
two-shot lead that he held onto by playing conservatively once again on the
final hole where his playing partners out-drove him by 60 yards.
It should make sense to us amateurs, who have all seen consistency and
accuracy trump power. I mean, who hasn't been paired up with an older guy or
gal who all they do is hit it short and straight, short and straight, short
and straight, and then make every putt within shouting range to out-score the
guy who bombs his drives 300 yards?
Love this game, just love it!
Links:
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[1]
http://fr.thegolf.co.za/HTTP://EVERYTHINGGOLF.BLOGS.HERALDTRIBUNE.COM/11008/SHORT-HITTERS-DELIGHT-IN-ROCCO%E2%80%99S-WIN/
[2] http://everythinggolf.blogs.heraldtribune.com/author/pfankuch/
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