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Monday, November 14, 2011

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    Soso Mokhoka <sosomokhoka@gmail.com> Nov 14 11:51PM +0200  

    Renaissance
     
    Order of merit is updated, and Ntuli and Sephiri are out of it.
    Ernest score not submitted for Silver Lakes.
     
    Soso

     

    "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Nov 14 03:04PM +0200  

    TYPES OF HUSBANDS
     

     

     

     
    MR MONKEY
     
     
     
    Mr Monkey is only married on paper but in reality he is still a bachelor. He married because of some family pressures, maybe impregnating the girl out of wedlock. Monkey is not responsible, he doesn't realize he is now a man and has a wife and child (ren) to look after. He still hangs around with his bachelor friends. They go out, braai, drink and be merry with young girls and his car pumps out loud music, it's actually a mobile disco. His house is like a lodge to him, he only comes home to sleep. He sleeps out once in a while and has his friends to testify to his wife that he slept at their place after drink or when the car had broken down. He is really a nuisance to the family.
     

     
    MR LION
     
     
     
    He is very violent and is always boiling like acid and suffers from mood swings. His home is run through intimidation and dictatorship. There are strict rules and regulations for the wife and children and whoever breaks these is thoroughly beaten. His home is run like a high school. There are strict meal times and heavy padlocks at the gate. He takes pride in being in charge and behaves like a high school perfect. Half the time he is engaging in compensatory behaviour verbally and physically abusing his wife and children to compensat6e for his inadequacies elsewhere especially at the workplace.
     

     
    MR GORILLA
     
     
     
    This one wants to be treated like an "Igwe'' (a King). He treats his wife and children like his subjects. He wants the wife and children to perform some traditional respect gestures. He doesn't want to be called by his first name. The children found out his first name by mistake on a utility bill and they enjoy using this name when he is away and they are gossiping about him. When his food is served, the wife kneels and puts food in front of him and she retreats two metres and kneels again and announces that she has brought the food, as if he is not aware. He eats from plates that have lids. Only the wife knows what he is eating. The children don't. Gorilla has a strong rural background and has a number of beasts at his rural home/farm, where he goes almost every weekend. The cattle are his friends, they are more important than the wife and children for he spends most of his free time with them than with the family. The cattle are not sold to improve his life; he delights in seeing them multiply and enjoys the numbers. He's a very stingy man.
     

     
    MR COCKEREL
     
     
     
    He is that man who has a soft spot for women.. They are his friends, just friends; he has no relationships with them. He is a husband for every women; he doesn't want to see a woman cry and is given to caring for these other women than his own wife. He gives these other women more than his wife in terms of his resources and time. At the work place, the women know him and they take advantage of him and take loans they never payback.
     

     
    MR BABOON
     
     
     
    He is very selfish, he thinks about himself first before the family. He is the best dressed in the family. His favourite word is 'my'. Everything is HIS – my car, my house, my wife, my children, my trees, my lizards (those that hang around his house). He is a very greedy man. He is heavily involved in what happens in the kitchen, even knows how may slices are in a sliced loaf of bread and how many oranges are on his oranges tree. He doesn't consider the emotions of the wife and the children. He is a dry man with no sense of humour and he rarely smiles and takes life too seriously.
     

     
    MR FOX
     
     
     
    He is a very cunning man. He doesn't care much about the marriage. He is using his wife to solve his own personal and extended family problems. He knows his wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on these to use the wife for his personal gain. When he needs the wife to do something, he is friendly and 'loving' and when he gets what he wants he relapses to his usual dry self. His habits are very fast and his eyes swift, he won't look at you directly in the eye, speaks very fast as if he is reciting a poem. It's not clear what exactly he does for a living but he is always in town running from one corner to the other.
     

     
    MR TICK
     
     
     
    Is a very lazy husband. He lives off his wife; he is literary hanging on his wife's skirt. He's stuck to the wife because of her money. He is dependant on the wife as much as the children. He is very loving in his own way – fond of calling the wife all sorts of little nothings, honey, sweetheart, sweety, lovely and all but will siphon money off the wife and spends it with other women. He has no initiative and has negated his role as a bread winner in the family.
     

     
    MR PUPPY
     
     
     
    This is a husband who is a cry baby, very childish and irresponsible. He is mummy's boy. Behaves as if he is married to his mother. He cannot make a decision without consulting his mother (and sisters). His mother and sisters run his home and family. He is always comparing his wife to his mother and expects the wife to behave like his mother. It is rumoured behind closed doors that maybe the mother bewitched him to make him 'loyal' to her. His sisters are busy trying to get him girlfriends from among their friends so that they will even spend more time with him through frustrating his wife. A very useless husband.
     

     
    MR PYTHON
     
     
     
    There is the visiting husband. Mr Python, a rare species. His house is a lodge. He only comes to sleep. Leaves home when the children are still sleeping and comes back when they are in bed. He is always at work or making 'deals' to make money but unfortunately he has no time for his family. He does provide materially for his family but he is always absent.
     

     
    MR ELEPHANT
     
     
     
    Finally there is Mr Elephant, the man who is caring and loving and provides for his family. He will not allow anything to come between him and his family and will fight tooth and nail to protect his family. He tries his best to fend for his family but only through honest means. He spends most of his spare time with the family and guides his family spiritually as well. A very responsible man who treats his wife as a partner and cares for the welfare of his in-laws. He values the children as God given gifts to be cherished, with no gender bias. – and I know that all husbands who read this column are Elephants. A perfect example of this kind of guy is … …...
     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     
     
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    sabata.mahao@gmail.com Nov 14 01:19PM  

    Do you have to get personal now Chair?
     
    Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you!
     
    -----Original Message-----
    From: "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za>
    Sender: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
    Date: Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:04:39
    Subject: Types Of Husbands -
     

     
    TYPES OF HUSBANDS
     

     

     

     
    MR MONKEY
     
     
     
    Mr Monkey is only married on paper but in reality he is still a bachelor. He married because of some family pressures, maybe impregnating the girl out of wedlock. Monkey is not responsible, he doesn't realize he is now a man and has a wife and child (ren) to look after. He still hangs around with his bachelor friends. They go out, braai, drink and be merry with young girls and his car pumps out loud music, it's actually a mobile disco. His house is like a lodge to him, he only comes home to sleep. He sleeps out once in a while and has his friends to testify to his wife that he slept at their place after drink or when the car had broken down. He is really a nuisance to the family.
     

     
    MR LION
     
     
     
    He is very violent and is always boiling like acid and suffers from mood swings. His home is run through intimidation and dictatorship. There are strict rules and regulations for the wife and children and whoever breaks these is thoroughly beaten. His home is run like a high school. There are strict meal times and heavy padlocks at the gate. He takes pride in being in charge and behaves like a high school perfect. Half the time he is engaging in compensatory behaviour verbally and physically abusing his wife and children to compensat6e for his inadequacies elsewhere especially at the workplace.
     

     
    MR GORILLA
     
     
     
    This one wants to be treated like an "Igwe'' (a King). He treats his wife and children like his subjects. He wants the wife and children to perform some traditional respect gestures. He doesn't want to be called by his first name. The children found out his first name by mistake on a utility bill and they enjoy using this name when he is away and they are gossiping about him. When his food is served, the wife kneels and puts food in front of him and she retreats two metres and kneels again and announces that she has brought the food, as if he is not aware. He eats from plates that have lids. Only the wife knows what he is eating. The children don't. Gorilla has a strong rural background and has a number of beasts at his rural home/farm, where he goes almost every weekend. The cattle are his friends, they are more important than the wife and children for he spends most of his free time with them than with the family. The cattle are not sold to improve his life; he delights in seeing them multiply and enjoys the numbers. He's a very stingy man.
     

     
    MR COCKEREL
     
     
     
    He is that man who has a soft spot for women.. They are his friends, just friends; he has no relationships with them. He is a husband for every women; he doesn't want to see a woman cry and is given to caring for these other women than his own wife. He gives these other women more than his wife in terms of his resources and time. At the work place, the women know him and they take advantage of him and take loans they never payback.
     

     
    MR BABOON
     
     
     
    He is very selfish, he thinks about himself first before the family. He is the best dressed in the family. His favourite word is 'my'. Everything is HIS – my car, my house, my wife, my children, my trees, my lizards (those that hang around his house). He is a very greedy man. He is heavily involved in what happens in the kitchen, even knows how may slices are in a sliced loaf of bread and how many oranges are on his oranges tree. He doesn't consider the emotions of the wife and the children. He is a dry man with no sense of humour and he rarely smiles and takes life too seriously.
     

     
    MR FOX
     
     
     
    He is a very cunning man. He doesn't care much about the marriage. He is using his wife to solve his own personal and extended family problems. He knows his wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on these to use the wife for his personal gain. When he needs the wife to do something, he is friendly and 'loving' and when he gets what he wants he relapses to his usual dry self. His habits are very fast and his eyes swift, he won't look at you directly in the eye, speaks very fast as if he is reciting a poem. It's not clear what exactly he does for a living but he is always in town running from one corner to the other.
     

     
    MR TICK
     
     
     
    Is a very lazy husband. He lives off his wife; he is literary hanging on his wife's skirt. He's stuck to the wife because of her money. He is dependant on the wife as much as the children. He is very loving in his own way – fond of calling the wife all sorts of little nothings, honey, sweetheart, sweety, lovely and all but will siphon money off the wife and spends it with other women. He has no initiative and has negated his role as a bread winner in the family.
     

     
    MR PUPPY
     
     
     
    This is a husband who is a cry baby, very childish and irresponsible. He is mummy's boy. Behaves as if he is married to his mother. He cannot make a decision without consulting his mother (and sisters). His mother and sisters run his home and family. He is always comparing his wife to his mother and expects the wife to behave like his mother. It is rumoured behind closed doors that maybe the mother bewitched him to make him 'loyal' to her. His sisters are busy trying to get him girlfriends from among their friends so that they will even spend more time with him through frustrating his wife. A very useless husband.
     

     
    MR PYTHON
     
     
     
    There is the visiting husband. Mr Python, a rare species. His house is a lodge. He only comes to sleep. Leaves home when the children are still sleeping and comes back when they are in bed. He is always at work or making 'deals' to make money but unfortunately he has no time for his family. He does provide materially for his family but he is always absent.
     

     
    MR ELEPHANT
     
     
     
    Finally there is Mr Elephant, the man who is caring and loving and provides for his family. He will not allow anything to come between him and his family and will fight tooth and nail to protect his family. He tries his best to fend for his family but only through honest means. He spends most of his spare time with the family and guides his family spiritually as well. A very responsible man who treats his wife as a partner and cares for the welfare of his in-laws. He values the children as God given gifts to be cherished, with no gender bias. – and I know that all husbands who read this column are Elephants. A perfect example of this kind of guy is … …...
     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     
     
    .

     

    "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Nov 14 03:27PM +0200  

    Which husband are you? I am new to this institute and I cannot yet judge
     

     
    From: sabata.mahao@gmail.com [mailto:sabata.mahao@gmail.com]
    Sent: 14 November 2011 03:19 PM
    To: Tubatsana Monareng; renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com GOLF
    Subject: Re: Types Of Husbands -
     

     
    Do you have to get personal now Chair?
     
    Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you!
     
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    From: "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za>
     
    Sender: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
     
    Date: Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:04:39 +0200
     
    Subject: Types Of Husbands -
     

     

     
    TYPES OF HUSBANDS
     

     

     

     
    MR MONKEY
     

     
    Mr Monkey is only married on paper but in reality he is still a bachelor. He married because of some family pressures, maybe impregnating the girl out of wedlock. Monkey is not responsible, he doesn't realize he is now a man and has a wife and child (ren) to look after. He still hangs around with his bachelor friends. They go out, braai, drink and be merry with young girls and his car pumps out loud music, it's actually a mobile disco. His house is like a lodge to him, he only comes home to sleep. He sleeps out once in a while and has his friends to testify to his wife that he slept at their place after drink or when the car had broken down. He is really a nuisance to the family.
     

     
    MR LION
     

     
    He is very violent and is always boiling like acid and suffers from mood swings. His home is run through intimidation and dictatorship. There are strict rules and regulations for the wife and children and whoever breaks these is thoroughly beaten. His home is run like a high school. There are strict meal times and heavy padlocks at the gate. He takes pride in being in charge and behaves like a high school perfect. Half the time he is engaging in compensatory behaviour verbally and physically abusing his wife and children to compensat6e for his inadequacies elsewhere especially at the workplace.
     

     
    MR GORILLA
     

     
    This one wants to be treated like an "Igwe'' (a King). He treats his wife and children like his subjects. He wants the wife and children to perform some traditional respect gestures. He doesn't want to be called by his first name. The children found out his first name by mistake on a utility bill and they enjoy using this name when he is away and they are gossiping about him. When his food is served, the wife kneels and puts food in front of him and she retreats two metres and kneels again and announces that she has brought the food, as if he is not aware. He eats from plates that have lids. Only the wife knows what he is eating. The children don't. Gorilla has a strong rural background and has a number of beasts at his rural home/farm, where he goes almost every weekend. The cattle are his friends, they are more important than the wife and children for he spends most of his free time with them than with the family. The cattle are not sold to improve his life; he delights in seeing them multiply and enjoys the numbers. He's a very stingy man.
     

     
    MR COCKEREL
     

     
    He is that man who has a soft spot for women.. They are his friends, just friends; he has no relationships with them. He is a husband for every women; he doesn't want to see a woman cry and is given to caring for these other women than his own wife. He gives these other women more than his wife in terms of his resources and time. At the work place, the women know him and they take advantage of him and take loans they never payback.
     

     
    MR BABOON
     

     
    He is very selfish, he thinks about himself first before the family. He is the best dressed in the family. His favourite word is 'my'. Everything is HIS – my car, my house, my wife, my children, my trees, my lizards (those that hang around his house). He is a very greedy man. He is heavily involved in what happens in the kitchen, even knows how may slices are in a sliced loaf of bread and how many oranges are on his oranges tree. He doesn't consider the emotions of the wife and the children. He is a dry man with no sense of humour and he rarely smiles and takes life too seriously.
     

     
    MR FOX
     

     
    He is a very cunning man. He doesn't care much about the marriage. He is using his wife to solve his own personal and extended family problems. He knows his wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on these to use the wife for his personal gain. When he needs the wife to do something, he is friendly and 'loving' and when he gets what he wants he relapses to his usual dry self. His habits are very fast and his eyes swift, he won't look at you directly in the eye, speaks very fast as if he is reciting a poem. It's not clear what exactly he does for a living but he is always in town running from one corner to the other.
     

     
    MR TICK
     

     
    Is a very lazy husband. He lives off his wife; he is literary hanging on his wife's skirt. He's stuck to the wife because of her money. He is dependant on the wife as much as the children. He is very loving in his own way – fond of calling the wife all sorts of little nothings, honey, sweetheart, sweety, lovely and all but will siphon money off the wife and spends it with other women. He has no initiative and has negated his role as a bread winner in the family.
     

     
    MR PUPPY
     

     
    This is a husband who is a cry baby, very childish and irresponsible. He is mummy's boy. Behaves as if he is married to his mother. He cannot make a decision without consulting his mother (and sisters). His mother and sisters run his home and family. He is always comparing his wife to his mother and expects the wife to behave like his mother. It is rumoured behind closed doors that maybe the mother bewitched him to make him 'loyal' to her. His sisters are busy trying to get him girlfriends from among their friends so that they will even spend more time with him through frustrating his wife. A very useless husband.
     

     
    MR PYTHON
     

     
    There is the visiting husband. Mr Python, a rare species. His house is a lodge. He only comes to sleep. Leaves home when the children are still sleeping and comes back when they are in bed. He is always at work or making 'deals' to make money but unfortunately he has no time for his family. He does provide materially for his family but he is always absent.
     

     
    MR ELEPHANT
     

     
    Finally there is Mr Elephant, the man who is caring and loving and provides for his family. He will not allow anything to come between him and his family and will fight tooth and nail to protect his family. He tries his best to fend for his family but only through honest means. He spends most of his spare time with the family and guides his family spiritually as well. A very responsible man who treats his wife as a partner and cares for the welfare of his in-laws. He values the children as God given gifts to be cherished, with no gender bias. – and I know that all husbands who read this column are Elephants. A perfect example of this kind of guy is … …...
     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     
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    "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Nov 14 02:59PM +0200  

    Dear Colleagues,
     

     
    We need 20 players for the challenge and the following players have
    confirmed:
     

     
    1. KK
     
    2. Lehaiwa
     
    3. Deiza
     
    4. KG
     
    5. Soso
     
    6. Tubs
     
    7. George
     
    8. Godfrey
     
    9. Billy Sikwane
     
    10. Tieho
     
    11. Nathi
     
    12. Moss
     
    13. Leslie
     
    14. Siza
     
    15. Eli
     
    16. Fannie
     
    17. Ntuli
     
    18. Khatu
     
    19. Edwin
     
    20. Vacant
     

     
    By copy Josh: please send me your pairings and we will slot them into
    tee-off times and match your players to ours. I was also suggesting that
    if we don't get the 19th player in time we will take your offer to use
    Atang Loate for this game in order for you to accommodate your excess
    players. We should be able to make a call by Wednesday on this matter.
     

     
    Regards,
     
    Tubs
     
     
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    "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Nov 14 03:10PM +0200  

    Thanks Khatu. We now have two vacant slots and we will have no choice
    but to take excess players from Josh if we don't get two names by at
    least Wednesday. Are Renaissance players committed to have golf
    challenges against other team?. We might have to reconsider our
    intention to join West Orlando, Dinaledi and B3 in their league next
    year if people are not committed to such games. It would be embarrassing
    to join such a league and not be able to command enough players for
    games.
     

     
    Regards,
     
    Tubs
     

     
    From: Bernard Muneri [mailto:KhathuBernardMuneri@flysaa.com]
    Sent: 14 November 2011 03:02 PM
    To: Tubatsana Monareng
    Subject: RE: Renaissance versus 5 Wood at Zwartkop on the 20 November
    2011
     

     

     
    Hi Tubs,
     

     
    I'm sorry to pull-out against 5 wood as I would be attending conference.
     

     
    Regards.
     

     

     
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    South Africa
     

     
    From: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
    [mailto:renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Tubatsana
    Monareng
    Sent: 14 November 2011 03:00 PM
    To: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
    Cc: Joshua Motjuwadi
    Subject: Renaissance versus 5 Wood at Zwartkop on the 20 November 2011
     

     
    Dear Colleagues,
     

     
    We need 20 players for the challenge and the following players have
    confirmed:
     

     
    1. KK
     
    2. Lehaiwa
     
    3. Deiza
     
    4. KG
     
    5. Soso
     
    6. Tubs
     
    7. George
     
    8. Godfrey
     
    9. Billy Sikwane
     
    10. Tieho
     
    11. Nathi
     
    12. Moss
     
    13. Leslie
     
    14. Siza
     
    15. Eli
     
    16. Fannie
     
    17. Ntuli
     
    18. Khatu
     
    19. Edwin
     
    20. Vacant
     

     
    By copy Josh: please send me your pairings and we will slot them into
    tee-off times and match your players to ours. I was also suggesting that
    if we don't get the 19th player in time we will take your offer to use
    Atang Loate for this game in order for you to accommodate your excess
    players. We should be able to make a call by Wednesday on this matter.
     

     
    Regards,
     
    Tubs
     
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    Toneka Maja <MajaTB@eskom.co.za> Nov 14 09:52AM  

    A black (Xhosa) man goes to Woolworths for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and think that the black man probably doesn't own a cat and he might give the cat food to the children. He goes to the black guy and ask him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. The black guy goes and bring his cat and the manager lets him buy the dozen cans. A few days later the same black guy finds dog food at a low low price. He buys a dozen cans of dog food. Again the the manager wants proof that he owns the dog. The guy goes to get his dog and the manager lets him buy. A few days later he goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside. After feeling what's in the bag the manager says, "What the f*#k? What is this? Is this sh*t?" The black says, "Ewe kukunya nangoku. Ndizothenga i toilet paper and I don't want you to send me back for proof again".
     
     
     
     
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    zmosehla@yahoo.com Nov 03 08:01PM  

    Good evening guys, let us congratulate Mr Kunene for his achievements.
     
    Zelda
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    ---------- 1 of 25 ----------
    From: "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za>
    Date: Nov 03 09:56AM +0200
    Url: http://groups.google.com/group/renaissance_golf/msg/d94f6669b42ddd11
     
    .
     
     
    ---------- 2 of 25 ----------
    From: Lehaiwa Machaba <chippandenga@gmail.com>
    Date: Nov 03 10:07AM +0200
    Url: http://groups.google.com/group/renaissance_golf/msg/2636a63423d7875f
     
    Its a lie. No black man can keep a house as tidy as that, especially one
    who host parties at every opportunity.
     
    Why is he not in the pictures? BIG F..A..T LIE!!!
     
    On 3 November 2011 09:56, Tubatsana Monareng
     
     
    ---------- 3 of 25 ----------
    From: Malose Mokgohloa <mokgohd@gmail.com>
    Date: Nov 03 11:15AM +0200
    Url: http://groups.google.com/group/renaissance_golf/msg/5a37e36bf98af6f7
     
    Chippa you spot on, I don't see a cigarette
    stompie or leaking oil on drive way or shark in the
    background, supposed its in Deinfern. Lol
     
    Tubs this is a figment of your imagination, even
    your hero, Kenny will be proud he has made
    such an impression on you!
     
     
     
     
     
    ---------- 4 of 25 ----------
    From: "Hendrick Kekana" <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za>
    Date: Nov 03 11:45AM +0200
    Url: http://groups.google.com/group/renaissance_golf/msg/6ea17a12bca92beb
     
    Wow.
     

     
    What a lovely modern style property.
     

     
    The finishes are immaculate.
     

     
    Good for the brother.
     

     
    KK
     

     
    www.venusafrica.co.za <http://www.venusafrica.co.za/>
     

     

     

     
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    [mailto:renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Tubatsana
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    Sent: 03 November 2011 09:56 AM
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    Subject: kenny kunene's house
     

     

     

     
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    Yes KK nice house but small problem its located
    probably in California, Chairman must not download
    photos and send around. Dave King's nightmare
    started like this.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    ---------- 6 of 25 ----------
    From: "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za>
    Date: Nov 03 12:38PM +0200
    Url: http://groups.google.com/group/renaissance_golf/msg/765aba965ec5f653
     
    Surely when you bring professional photographers to take pictures of
    your family for the album you make sure you all wash properly and wear
    your best clothes not those with holes. I guess when Kenny organised
    this photo shoot he must have made sure the house was valet and spotless
    clean on the day. The intention wasn't to showcase Kenny but the house.
    The inside of the house I can agree is his because it was shown on his
    reality show two weeks ago 'So What?'
     

     
    From: Lehaiwa Machaba [mailto:chippandenga@gmail.com]
    Sent: 03 November 2011 10:07 AM
    To: Tubatsana Monareng
    Cc: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
    Subject: Re: kenny kunene's house
     

     
    Its a lie. No black man can keep a house as tidy as that, especially one
    who host parties at every opportunity.
     

     
    Why is he not in the pictures? BIG F..A..T LIE!!!
     
    On 3 November 2011 09:56, Tubatsana Monareng
    <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> wrote:
     

     
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    ---------- 7 of 25 ----------
    From: "Hendrick Kekana" <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za>
    Date: Nov 03 12:38PM +0200
    Url: http://groups.google.com/group/renaissance_golf/msg/6b56531cf9131fd1
     
    Mokgohloa
     

     
    At least we all agree that this house is one of a kind.
     

     
    I keep on looking at these pictures. I am absolutely taken aback. I
    can't get enough of it. Just the finishes amaze me.
     

     
    Enjoy Silver Lakes on Friday. You need to apply the "lessons learnt"
    experience for the 13th.
     

     
    Sharp my brother.
     

     
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    From: Malose Mokgohloa [mailto:mokgohd@gmail.com]
    Sent: 03 November 2011 12:35 PM
    To: Hendrick Kekana
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    Subject: Re: kenny kunene's house
     

     
    Yes KK nice house but small problem its located
     
    probably in California, Chairman must not download
     
    photos and send around. Dave King's nightmare
     
    started like this.
     

     

     

     
     
    On 03 Nov 2011, at 11:45, "Hendrick Kekana" <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za>
    wrote:
     
    Wow.
     

     
    What a lovely modern style property.
     

     
    The finishes are immaculate.
     

     
    Good for the brother.
     

     
    KK
     

     
    <http://www.venusafrica.co.za/> www.venusafrica.co.za
     

     

     

     

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    From: chippandenga@gmail.com
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    Rubbish!
     
    Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you!
     
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    Date: Thu, 3 Nov 2011 12:38:47
    To: Lehaiwa Machaba<chippandenga@gmail.com>
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    Subject: RE: kenny kunene's house
     
    Surely when you bring professional photographers to take pictures of
    your family for the album you make sure you all wash properly and wear
    your best clothes not those with holes. I guess when Kenny organised
    this photo shoot he must have made sure the house was valet and spotless
    clean on the day. The intention wasn't to showcase Kenny but the house.
    The inside of the house I can agree is his because it was shown on his
    reality show two weeks ago 'So What?'
     
     
     
    From: Lehaiwa Machaba [mailto:chippandenga@gmail.com]
    Sent: 03 November 2011 10:07 AM
    To: Tubatsana Monareng
    Cc: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
    Subject: Re: kenny kunene's house
     
     
     
    Its a lie. No black man can keep a house as tidy as that, especially one
    who host parties at every opportunity.
     
     
     
    Why is he not in the pictures? BIG F..A..T LIE!!!
     
    On 3 November 2011 09:56, Tubatsana Monareng
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    From: "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za>
    Date: Nov 03 01:17PM +0200
    Url: http://groups.google.com/group/renaissance_golf/msg/a0af1c5767224af0
     
    So your mind is made up that this house belongs to a white man? For your
    information Kenny has ZAR to throw parties and from the show in this
    house he stays with his daughter whose around 17 or so. His wife is in
    Welkom. I have been to some people's house I know that are this clean on
    a normal day and not on a photoshoot
     

     
    From: chippandenga@gmail.com [mailto:chippandenga@gmail.com]
    Sent: 03 November 2011 01:14 PM
    To: Tubatsana Monareng; renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
    Subject: Re: kenny kunene's house
     

     
    Rubbish!
     
    Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom - let your email find you!
     
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    From: "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za>
     
    Sender: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
     
    Date: Thu, 3 Nov 2011 12:38:47 +0200
     
    To: Lehaiwa Machaba<chippandenga@gmail.com>

     

    "Peter Ntuli" <NtuliP@venusafrica.co.za> Nov 14 11:17AM +0200  

    Put me in my brother.
     
    Thank you,
     
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    [mailto:renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Tubs Monareng
    Sent: 11 November 2011 07:14 PM
    To: g.litlake@gmail.com
    Cc: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
    Subject: Re: 5 WOOD OR ANOTHER CHALLENGE
     
    13. Godfrey
    14. Billy Sikwane
    15. Tieho
    16. Moss Mafuwane
    17. Lisa Notho
    18. Siza
    19. Leslie
    20. Vacant
     
     
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    012-4701003
    0832480002
     
    On 11 Nov 2011, at 11:45, "g.litlake@gmail.com" <g.litlake@gmail.com>
    wrote:
     
    > Subject: Fwd: 5 WOOD OR ANOTHER CHALLENGE
     
    > Dear Colleagues,
     
    > The following players have confirmed for the 5 Wood challenge and we
    need 10 more players to make 20 players. Please let me know if you
    joining us on the day. We need to finalise the pairing by Monday the 14
    in the afternoon.
    >> Subject: RE: 5 WOOD OR ANOTHER CHALLENGE
     
    >> Colleagues
     
    >> For obvious reasons, Tubs will be co-ordinating the game between
    Renaissance and 5 Wood, taking place at the Zwartkop Country Club on 20
    November 2011.
     
    >> It seems like my approach to my 1st assignment as a "State Secretary
    for International Affairs" for Renaissance has already created
    diplomatic discomforts. I will stick to my role as "State Secretary for
    Domestic Affairs".
    >> Sent: 26 October 2011 10:50 AM
    >> To: 'Maseko Nxumalo'; Joshua Motjuwadi
    >> Cc: Rennaissance Golf; alf.kale@gmail.com; andrewmokonyane@gmail.com;
    atang.loate@rglconsulting.co.za; bholomisa@udm.org.za;
    butinyana@gmail.com; carlos@lugo.co.za; dlami03@vwsa.co.za;
    dramogotsi@mweb.co.za; lloydm@dbsa.org; lsefanyetso@gmail.com;
    malao@mweb.co.za; moabi@sars.gov.za; Mxolisi@inkandfeather.co.za;
    origenes@microzee.co.za; paul@mic.co.za; robbymoabi@gmail.com;
    smokonyane@mabesa.co.za; tebohowilliams@gmail.com;
    thomaskikine@absamail.co.za; tlhoaele@inforcomm.co.za; Alfred Mandewo;
    David Mashigo; George Makume; Isaac.Merafe@transnet.net; Peter Ntsoko;
    Tebogo Maleka; Thabo Moeng; Zainul Nagdee
    >> Subject: RE: 5 WOOD OR ANOTHER CHALLENGE
     
    >> Comrade Nxumalo
     
    >> Humble apologies for my comments. No disrespect intended. Please look
    at the correspondence below, the dates and the lack of response from
    yourselves. Please understand my frustrations.
     
    >> I hope my apology will be accepted. Really no disrespect intended.
    Let's keep the spirit of friendship going.
    >> Subject: Re: Confirmation Letter - 16 October
     
    >> Hi Josh,
     
    >> This initiative from KK was discussed with me. It has my full support
    in order to ensure that we have a Renaissance and 5-wood challenge
    before the end of the year. Please check with your players if they are
    available on the day and revert back.
    >> Subject: Re: FW: Confirmation Letter - 16 October
     
    >> Hi Hendrick
     
    >> I'm very much aware, we also had Borole on our fourball. I think it's
    (Bishop's Golf Day) taking place again today.
     
    >> Regards
    >> Joshua
     
    >> On Fri, Oct 14, 2011 at 11:34 AM, Hendrick Kekana
    <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za> wrote:
    >> Motjuwadi
     
    >> Nice to hear from you. Are you aware that the Bishop's Golf Day that
    we partnered in last year in Irene is taking place today?
     
    >> You will realise that my original message was addressed to Tubs, and
    copied to you out of courtesy and swiftness in decision making.
     
    >> I am the convener of the Renaissance Internal Club Competitions. I
    run the annual program for the club.
     
    >> I have a mandate from Tubs to arrange a game on that date. If you are
    not happy with the date and venue, it is still fine. It was suggested
    that we give 5 Wood preference for the day.
    >> Subject: Re: FW: Confirmation Letter - 16 October
     
    >> Hi Hendrick
     
    >> I'm not sure what is happening here, are you the spokesperson for
    Renaissance? There was a period when there was confusion regarding the
    Renaissance contact person, and it was clarified in no uncertain terms
    by them that the focal person will be Tubatsana.
     
    >> Regards
    >> Joshua
     
    >> On Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 4:57 PM, Hendrick Kekana
    <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za> wrote:
    >> Monareng
     
    >> I have booked 10 4balls at Zwartkop on 20th November 2011.
     
    >> We are happy to make this a 5 Wood Renaissance Challenge game if they
    are keen.
     
    >> Should they not be interested, we will invite another social golf
    group for the day. At least this suits our annual calendar.
     
    >> Please let me know. This time of the year, it is difficult to secure
    slots at golf courses around GP.

     

    "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Nov 14 10:56AM +0200  

    Tubatsana Monareng
    012-4701003
    0832480002
     
    Begin forwarded message:
     
    > ball if you can or help in whatever way you can.
     
    > Thanking you in advance,
     
    > Maud Motanyane.
     
    .

     

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