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Friday, December 9, 2011

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    "Hendrick Kekana" <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za> Dec 09 04:29PM +0200  

    MAGALIES PARK FINAL MEDAL COMPETITION 2011
     

     
    SUNDAY 11 DECEMBER 2011 - 11H20
     
    Confirmations
     

     
    1. KK Kekana
     
    2. KG Sebesho
     
    3. Soso Mokhoka
     
    4. Eli Borole
     
    5. Fannie Mahlangu
     
    6. Edwin Moremi
     
    7. George Makume
     
    8. Godfrey Litlake
     
    9. Peter Ntuli
     
    10. Lehaiwa Machaba
     
    11. Deiza Mokgohloa
     
    12. Tubatsana Monareng
     
    13. Bernard Muneri
     
    14. Sizakele Mabuza
     
    15. Leslie Kekana
     
    16. Lisa Notho
     
    17. Ernest Lekhema
     
    18. Lucas Mzankomo
     
    19. Collin Macheke
     
    20. Nathi Msomi
     
    21. Masiza Qutu
     
    22. Tieho Motloung
     
    23. Anele Mpetshwa
     
    24. Jerry Maleka
     

     

     

     

     
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    "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Dec 09 10:11AM +0200  

    ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%

    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * His last battle


    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * At the bottom of the page

    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * Liquid


    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * Marriage


    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * Exams


    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner


    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half


    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    * It will simply become wet


    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.


    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
    apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    * Very large hands


    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
    take four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
     

     
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    Tubatsana Monareng <tubatsana@gmail.com> Dec 09 10:08AM +0200  

    ---------- Forwarded message ----------
    From: Motsamai Makume <motsamai@makumeattorneys.co.za>
    Date: Thu, Dec 8, 2011 at 5:21 PM
    Subject: FW: INVITATION GOLF DAY
    To: TEBOGO MAKUME <tmakume@boitshoko.com>, Tubs Monareng <
    tubatsana@gmail.com>
    Cc: temba.vundla@gensec.com
     
     
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    *From:* Makume Motsamai [mailto:**MMakume@justice.gov.za**]
    *Sent:* Wednesday, December 07, 2011 4:37 PM
    *To:* Motsamai Makume
    *Subject:* FW: INVITATION GOLF DAY****
     
    ** **
     
    ** **
     
    ** **
     
    *From:* Constance Gail
    *Sent:* Wednesday, December 07, 2011 4:20 PM
    *To:* Makume Motsamai
    *Subject:* INVITATION GOLF DAY****
     
    ** **
     
    Good day Judge****
     
    ****
     
    ****
     
    As per your request please find attached document. ****
     
    Gail Constance****
     
    Registrar to Judge Makume****
     
    **South Gauteng** High Court ****
     
    Chamber 801****
     
    Off No: (011) 332-8206****
     
    Fax: (011) 337-5162****
     
    Fax: 083 507 1354 ****
     
    ****Mobile****: 084 299 6186****
     
    E-mail: gconstance@justice.gov.za****

     

    Tubatsana Monareng <tubatsana@gmail.com> Dec 09 10:05AM +0200  

    Malema went out for a drink with a couple of ministers at a Sandton Hotel.
    When they were about to leave Malema asked the waiter to bring the bill and
    this is how the bill looked like:
     
    Malema R450
    Mbalula R300
    Ndebele R200
    ... Cele R500
    Vavi R200
    TOTAL R1650
     
    Malema studied the bill for a moment and said "Ah! I can pay for all the
    others, but Total's bill is too high. I did not invite him. Besides, he's
    the owner of the petrol stations all over the country!

     

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