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- "Hendrick Kekana" <Kekanah@venusafrica.co.za> Dec 09 04:29PM +0200
MAGALIES PARK FINAL MEDAL COMPETITION 2011
SUNDAY 11 DECEMBER 2011 - 11H20
Confirmations
1. KK Kekana
2. KG Sebesho
3. Soso Mokhoka
4. Eli Borole
5. Fannie Mahlangu
6. Edwin Moremi
7. George Makume
8. Godfrey Litlake
9. Peter Ntuli
10. Lehaiwa Machaba
11. Deiza Mokgohloa
12. Tubatsana Monareng
13. Bernard Muneri
14. Sizakele Mabuza
15. Leslie Kekana
16. Lisa Notho
17. Ernest Lekhema
18. Lucas Mzankomo
19. Collin Macheke
20. Nathi Msomi
21. Masiza Qutu
22. Tieho Motloung
23. Anele Mpetshwa
24. Jerry Maleka
Regards.
HP KEKANA
CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER
VENUS AFRICA SECURED LOGISTICS
VENUS AFRICA SECURITY
012 665 3719
082 903 9279
www.venusafrica.co.za
- "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Dec 09 10:11AM +0200
ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* His last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* At the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* Liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* Marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* Exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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- Tubatsana Monareng <tubatsana@gmail.com> Dec 09 10:08AM +0200
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Motsamai Makume <motsamai@makumeattorneys.co.za>
Date: Thu, Dec 8, 2011 at 5:21 PM
Subject: FW: INVITATION GOLF DAY
To: TEBOGO MAKUME <tmakume@boitshoko.com>, Tubs Monareng <
tubatsana@gmail.com>
Cc: temba.vundla@gensec.com
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*From:* Makume Motsamai [mailto:**MMakume@justice.gov.za**]
*Sent:* Wednesday, December 07, 2011 4:37 PM
*To:* Motsamai Makume
*Subject:* FW: INVITATION GOLF DAY****
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*From:* Constance Gail
*Sent:* Wednesday, December 07, 2011 4:20 PM
*To:* Makume Motsamai
*Subject:* INVITATION GOLF DAY****
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Good day Judge****
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As per your request please find attached document. ****
Gail Constance****
Registrar to Judge Makume****
**South Gauteng** High Court ****
Chamber 801****
Off No: (011) 332-8206****
Fax: (011) 337-5162****
Fax: 083 507 1354 ****
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E-mail: gconstance@justice.gov.za****
- Tubatsana Monareng <tubatsana@gmail.com> Dec 09 10:05AM +0200
Malema went out for a drink with a couple of ministers at a Sandton Hotel.
When they were about to leave Malema asked the waiter to bring the bill and
this is how the bill looked like:
Malema R450
Mbalula R300
Ndebele R200
... Cele R500
Vavi R200
TOTAL R1650
Malema studied the bill for a moment and said "Ah! I can pay for all the
others, but Total's bill is too high. I did not invite him. Besides, he's
the owner of the petrol stations all over the country!
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