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- Cock [3 Updates]
- Friday 10 February 2012 - Wanderers [4 Updates]
- Renaissance February Monthly Competition 26 February 2012 - Wingate Golf Course [2 Updates]
- Rennaisnace [3 Updates]
- "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za> Feb 10 09:52AM +0200
A Farmer buys a young Cock.
As soon as it comes home,
it rushes & screws all the 150 Hens.
Farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense now.
Next day, he finds Cock screwing the Ducks, Goose & Parrot too.
Later, he finds the cock lying pale, half-dead & vultures circling over
it's head.
Farmer says: U horny bastard u deserve this!
The Cock opens 1 eye, points up & says: Sshhh!
Don't shout,
let them land ...=))
.
- moss.mafuwane@gmail.com Feb 10 08:15AM
I'm sure the farmer named the cock Tubs after all the drama! LoL!
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From: "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za>
Sender: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
Date: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:52:54
To: <renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Cock
A Farmer buys a young Cock.
As soon as it comes home,
it rushes & screws all the 150 Hens.
Farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense now.
Next day, he finds Cock screwing the Ducks, Goose & Parrot too.
Later, he finds the cock lying pale, half-dead & vultures circling over
it's head.
Farmer says: U horny bastard u deserve this!
The Cock opens 1 eye, points up & says: Sshhh!
Don't shout,
let them land ...=))
.
- "g.litlake@gmail.com" <g.litlake@gmail.com> Feb 10 10:45AM
This is out of order compatriot for this platform.
-----Original Message-----
From: moss.mafuwane@gmail.com
Sent: 10-02-2012, 10:15 am
To: Tubatsana Monareng; renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: Cock
I'm sure the farmer named the cock Tubs after all the drama! LoL!
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-----Original Message-----
From: "Tubatsana Monareng" <Tubatsana.Monareng@sita.co.za>
Sender: renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com
Date: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:52:54
To: <renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Cock
A Farmer buys a young Cock.
As soon as it comes home,
it rushes & screws all the 150 Hens.
Farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the Cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense now.
Next day, he finds Cock screwing the Ducks, Goose & Parrot too.
Later, he finds the cock lying pale, half-dead & vultures circling over
it's head.
Farmer says: U horny bastard u deserve this!
The Cock opens 1 eye, points up & says: Sshhh!
Don't shout,
let them land ...=))
.
- George Paul de Lange <gp170667@gmail.com> Feb 10 09:08AM +0200
Hi Mandla,
All people who have asked to be included is confirmed!
Due to John's cancellation, we have an additional space
best regards
George
- George Paul de Lange <gp170667@gmail.com> Feb 10 09:25AM +0200
Sure Bro!
- Malose Mokgohloa <mokgohd@gmail.com> Feb 10 09:45AM +0200
Bring money Mr De Lange I survived on Sunday, today I don't need GOD to help me with rain. I am helping myself with birdies.
- George Paul de Lange <gp170667@gmail.com> Feb 10 09:48AM +0200
OK, As Captain of the day and the powers vested in me, I declare Me you and
the Chairman will be in the same 4 ball, please be on time!
- Tubatsana Monareng <tubatsana@gmail.com> Feb 10 09:37AM +0200
Dear Members,
Please find the list of players who have already confirmed:
1.Tubs
2. KK
3. KG
4. Tieho
5. Edwin
6. Godfrey
7. Colin
8. Sephiri
9. Khatu
10. Soso
11. Albert
12. Peter Lekhethe
13. Charles Ngidi
14. Billy G
15. Lehaiwa
16. Deiza
17.
18.
19.
20.
21.
22.
23.
24.
25.
26.
27.
28
The details for the games are as follows:
We have booked 7 x 4 balls at Wingate Golf Course for Sunday the 26
February 2012.
The assembly time is 10:30, tee off time is 11:00 and the competition
fees R 50.
The dress code for the day will be black or navy
trousers / skirts and the golf shirt will be white. In our next game
for the 25 March 2012 venue still to be announced. we will wear red shirts and
alternate the shirts accordingly the next month. People not adhering to the
dress code will be fined R 50 and those who are not at the assembly
point on the stipulated time will also be fined R 50. Resistant by any
payer to pay any of these fine will automatically disqualify him or
her from participating in the competition for the day. The lowest
handicap allowed is 18.
By copy KG: Please may we have the whole year calender for the Monthly
Medal like we also had when KK was the organiser.
We need this as soon as possible in order for people to synchronise it
to their calender.
Regards,
The Chairman
0832480002
- ernest lekhema <katli_pale@yahoo.com> Feb 10 12:07AM -0800
I'm in
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From: Tubatsana Monareng <tubatsana@gmail.com>
To: Rennaissance Golf <renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com>; Kgaogelo KG Sebesho <kgsebesho@maswikengtransport.co.za>
Sent: Friday, February 10, 2012 9:37 AM
Subject: Renaissance February Monthly Competition 26 February 2012 - Wingate Golf Course
Dear Members,
Please find the list of players who have already confirmed:
1.Tubs
2. KK
3. KG
4. Tieho
5. Edwin
6. Godfrey
7. Colin
8. Sephiri
9. Khatu
10. Soso
11. Albert
12. Peter Lekhethe
13. Charles Ngidi
14. Billy G
15. Lehaiwa
16. Deiza
17.
18.
19.
20.
21.
22.
23.
24.
25.
26.
27.
28
The details for the games are as follows:
We have booked 7 x 4 balls at Wingate Golf Course for Sunday the 26
February 2012.
The assembly time is 10:30, tee off time is 11:00 and the competition
fees R 50.
The dress code for the day will be black or navy
trousers / skirts and the golf shirt will be white. In our next game
for the 25 March 2012 venue still to be announced. we will wear red shirts and
alternate the shirts accordingly the next month. People not adhering to the
dress code will be fined R 50 and those who are not at the assembly
point on the stipulated time will also be fined R 50. Resistant by any
payer to pay any of these fine will automatically disqualify him or
her from participating in the competition for the day. The lowest
handicap allowed is 18.
By copy KG: Please may we have the whole year calender for the Monthly
Medal like we also had when KK was the organiser.
We need this as soon as possible in order for people to synchronise it
to their calender.
Regards,
The Chairman
0832480002
- bellphillemon1@yahoo.com Feb 10 04:43AM
Bua moPresidente bua!
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From: "Collin Macheke" <cmacheke@mweb.co.za>
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Date: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:12:28
To: 'ernest lekhema'<katli_pale@yahoo.com>; <renaissance_golf@googlegroups.com>
Subject: Rennaisnace
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- Malose Mokgohloa <mokgohd@gmail.com> Feb 10 07:22AM +0200
More like Ramodike looking for his old
Bantustand position, yaaa I think he has a point but once he mentions money people will be alarmed. This comrades failed to handover R4000 to Rakosa family months after event.
Together with coffee platters, they are responsible for Mr Mbewe quitting golf. Lol
- chippandenga@gmail.com Feb 10 06:56AM
Friends,
With all due respect to Mr. Macheke and the previous interim leadership, I find the current format of our "social" club perfect.
I have a litany of problems with the previous regime, which are too numerous to list at this point and given that experience, would personally leave the current administration as is.
Tubs and KK have done extremely well and we have given them much credit with our inaugural medal order of merit.
Rennaissance, in its current format and current Chairman at the helm meets all my golf requirements. Let's not fix it if it ain't broken.
Regards,
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Date: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:12:28
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Subject: Rennaisnace
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